Hey! I wrote a book!

The creative mind who brings you stories, essays and anecdotes on a painfully erratic schedule at quoteofthedad.com now brings you a book which you can read as sporadically as YOU decide!


The day I inseminated my wife is the last day I ever had control over anything. Since then, I traded in my low-paying university job for a no-paying volunteer position as an at-home dad to a C.E.O. whose communication style consists of screaming directly in my face until I figure out what it is she wants, which often times does not exist. I have no lunch hour, no vacation days, and my bank account consists of a dilapidated envelope with a steadily disappearing $27 in it. I used to rinse out my glass between Chardonay and Shiraz, now I eat scrambled eggs off the floor. There are days when I canít recall the last time I showered, shaved, or changed my underwear. Moms have been so gracious to tell me how great it is that I am staying home with my daughter, but no, I canít join their mom groups. How silly of me to ask. And if you want to know where her mother is, because you donít actually believe that fathers can raise children full-time, sheís at work. And so am I. This is my job.

This book makes a great gift for all fathers, mothers, lovers of humor, athletes, food bloggers, porcupines, and children of all ages. (LIMITED QUANTITY AVAILABLE!!)

The eBook is now officially available on Kindle for only $2.99. No, that's not a misprint. Click here to get your copy instantly!

The Audio Book is available on iTunes, Audible.com and Amazon. All of them are different prices for some reason, ranging between $1.99 and $6.95. That's not a misprint either. Choose your poison.


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