My beautiful and brilliant daughter has successfully navigated the first 11 months of her life, often times in spite of her full-time caretaker. Thankfully, skulls are pretty solid. Now only one month sits between her and the Big 0-1. We’re looking forward to her first birthday party so she can see all the older kids and so mommy and daddy can figure out all the stuff that isn’t toddler-proofed yet.

Only one month sits between me and my first birthday. Get it?

One onth left.

OK, enough of this nonsense. I’m outta here.